27 December 2008

# luv

if you love someone ~_~

from usnakadir from ...........sumber dr msia~




If you love someone, set her free,
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was...

Revised versions: [suitable for nearly everyone]

Pessimist:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

Shakespeare:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, go kill yourself
for her.

Optimist:
If you love someone, set her free...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she doesn't comes back soon, forget
her.

Patient:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she
comes back...

Playful:
If you love someone, set her free...
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again,repeat*

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone, set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone, set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment
of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states
that....

Bill Gates:
If you love someone, set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees but tell her that she's also
going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love someone, set her free, she'll evolve.

Statisticians:
If you love someone, set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back
is high,
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your
relationship was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone, set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Salesman:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what!? "NEXT".

Insurance agent:
If you love someone, show her the plan...
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never
give up!

Physicist:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than
the force or the angle of collision between two
objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X))
x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no
turning point.

Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone, set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt Down and Kill It...!!!
OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATIONTHAT
SHE/HE IS AN
ILLEGAL MIGRANT...

If you love someone,WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE
SET HER FREE???


=)) lawak2~

13 comments:

princess said...

ahaha..lawak2.. :D

amaninast said...

ko yg mane hud???
selain yg ak boldkan..

princess said...

aku shakespeare kot..ngeh2..well u know me.. :p
tp aku lbuh kpd yg ko bold kn tuu.. :p

amaninast said...

pergh!ha3!

UB-to-be said...

tersangat2lah kelaka kan..
hahahaha~
eh kite patot tuka jd 'he' la em

amaninast said...

haah la aimi... keh3~

Learner said...

kat mane korg carik bendalah ni?? kelaka..

amaninast said...

usna kadir~

[fathiyyah] said...

no komen!

nak gelak je
hahahahhaaaaaaaa

Anisah Shamilah MS said...

huhu~...

nk tumpang gelak dgn fathy la~
lalala...

amaninast said...

-_-'

wani mangat said...

kenapela ak sorg je yg cm xgelak ape2..-.-

amaninast said...

=.= ko kne gelak wani!!